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Jimmy Kimmel Thinks Trump Should Watch ‘Sesame Street’

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Could Trump Learn From ‘Schoolhouse Rock’?
The late-show hosts took President Trump to task for the budget he released on Thursday that proposes eliminating funding for various arts and social programs. Jimmy Kimmel led the charge.
“There are a lot of cuts in the plan, including: PBS would be cut, Meals on Wheels would be cut, the National Endowment for the Arts would be cut. The guy who has three oil paintings of himself in his bathroom wants to cut the National Endowment for the Arts. And Meals on Wheels — how could that be? How can you cut Meals on Wheels? Meals on Wheels is out, but don’t worry, the golf trips to Mar-a-Lago every weekend, those will not stop.”
“Before he gets rid of ‘Sesame Street,’ I think we should make the president watch it a couple of times. That show teaches so many things he needs to know: which thing is bigger than the other, how to spell, the importance of telling the truth and sharing, listening to others. Maybe throw in some ‘Schoolhouse Rock,’ and he can find out how government works. Let’s get on that.”

Mr. Kimmel also gave a shout-out to Disney’s new movie, “Beauty and the Beast.” But that, too, was a swipe at the president.
“The live-action version of ‘Beauty and the Beast’ opens tomorrow. Now ‘Beauty and the Beast’ is the story of a beautiful woman from a small village who falls for a selfish, disgusting monster who lives in a palace filled with gold. Melania Trump is calling it the feel-good movie of the year.”

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“Spring training? ‘Hey, everybody, I’m off to spend a week in Florida.’ ‘Oh, are you going to golf or go to the beach?’ ‘No, I’m going to watch some grown men stretch.’ News flash: Baseball is pretty boring when the games count. No one’s ever been like, ‘You know what I hate about baseball? The stakes are too high.’ Yet every spring people line up to watch their favorite stars give 80 percent for three innings. ‘All right, boys, look alive. This one’s for none of the marbles!’” — SETH MEYERS
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Have a Great Weekend
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